Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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