no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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