i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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