i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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