I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Dick very happy bro
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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