Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Damn victory sex feels great
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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