and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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