A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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