It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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