just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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