Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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