did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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