i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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