Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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