Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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