whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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