That's when you crack a 10am beer
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
