Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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