i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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