awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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