So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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