i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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