If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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