i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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