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Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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