My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
