Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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