He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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