In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Randomize
