Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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