i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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