On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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