i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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