check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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