I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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