Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
