what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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