sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Randomize
