You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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