I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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