I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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