check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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