You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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