Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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