I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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