I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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