its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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