no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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