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Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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