oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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