THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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