He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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