i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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