I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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