just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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