Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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