Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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