she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I just want to make out with him forever
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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