so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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