she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
What a dumb baby whore.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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